Ussuri Bear "Sloth Mode is Cheaper than Therapy" Recycled T-Shirt

Sometimes the cure isn’t a session — it’s the couch, a snack, and unapologetic downtime. The Ussuri Bear "Sloth Mode is Cheaper than Therapy" tee captures that perfect balance of humour and honesty, with a bear draped lazily across a sofa, bowl within reach, reminding us that rest is its own kind of remedy.

Design Features:

65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for breathable ease
32 singles for an ultra-soft finish
Regular fit with unisex sizing that works for everyone
Side-seamed construction for durability and shape retention

Why You’ll Love It:

A witty, relatable Ussuri bear graphic that celebrates unapologetic rest
Lightweight and soft — made for lounging, napping, or just existing
Made from recycled fibres, so it’s good for you and gentler on the planet
Easy to style with joggers, denim, or your favourite blanket cocoon

Hibearnation Promise: Each Hibearnation Wear shirt is made to order, meaning nothing is overproduced. By only creating what’s needed, we help cut down waste and push back against fast fashion — so you can wear your softness proudly, guilt-free.

Did you know? Ussuri bears are known to hibernate up to 6 months a year, proving that "sloth mode" isn’t lazy — it’s just nature’s wisdom.

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8

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