Sloth Mode is Cheaper than Therapy

Ussuri Bear "Sloth Mode is Cheaper than Therapy" Recycled T-Shirt

Sometimes the cure isn’t a session — it’s the couch, a snack, and unapologetic downtime. The Ussuri Bear "Sloth Mode is Cheaper than Therapy" tee captures that perfect balance of humour and honesty, with a bear draped lazily across a sofa, bowl within reach, reminding us that rest is its own kind of remedy.

Design Features:

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for breathable ease
• 32 singles for an ultra-soft finish
• Regular fit with unisex sizing that works for everyone
• Side-seamed construction for durability and shape retention

Why You’ll Love It:

• A witty, relatable Ussuri bear graphic that celebrates unapologetic rest
• Lightweight and soft — made for lounging, napping, or just existing
• Made from recycled fibres, so it’s good for you and gentler on the planet
• Easy to style with joggers, denim, or your favourite blanket cocoon

Hibearnation Promise: Each Hibearnation Wear shirt is made to order, meaning nothing is overproduced. By only creating what’s needed, we help cut down waste and push back against fast fashion — so you can wear your softness proudly, guilt-free.

Did you know? Ussuri bears are known to hibernate up to 6 months a year, proving that "sloth mode" isn’t lazy — it’s just nature’s wisdom.