Therapy or the Snooze Button?
Therapy or the Snooze Button?
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Black Bear "Therapy or the Snooze Button?" Recycled T-Shirt
Some mornings it’s a toss-up: do you process your feelings… or just hit snooze and crawl back under the covers? The Black Bear "Therapy or the Snooze Button?" Tee captures that exact dilemma — a sleepy bear curled in its den, alarm clock ticking, clutching a note that says “therapy?” It’s funny, it’s honest, and it feels way too familiar. Made from 100% recycled materials, this tee is soft, breathable, and the perfect companion whether you’re heading to your session, your bed, or both.
Design Features:
- 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for lightweight comfort
- 32 singles for a premium-soft finish
- Regular fit with unisex sizing for all-day ease
- Side-seamed construction for durability and shape
Why You’ll Love It:
- A witty black bear design that balances humour with real-life relatability
- Lightweight and breathable — ideal for lounging or layering
- Made from recycled fibres, making it better for the planet and easy on your skin
- Effortlessly pairs with jeans, joggers, or pajama bottoms
Hibearnation Promise: Every Hibearnation Wear shirt is made to order. That means we only produce what’s actually needed — fighting fast fashion by avoiding overproduction and waste, so your comfort comes guilt-free.
Did you know? Black bears spend up to 20 hours a day sleeping during hibernation — proving that sometimes, snoozing really is the answer.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
Your purchase removes 1 lb of plastic waste from the environment.






Made from organic cotton & completely recycled plastic
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Certified Cotton
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Breathable
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Plastic-Free Packing