Sloth Bear Speed Existential Velocity
Sloth Bear Speed Existential Velocity
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Sloth Bear “Sloth Bear Speed: Existential Velocity” Recycled T-Shirt
Life’s a marathon, not a sprint — and sometimes moving slow is the deepest form of momentum. The Sloth Bear “Sloth Bear Speed: Existential Velocity” Tee by Hibearnation Wear blends wit and coziness into a sustainable staple. Crafted from 100% recycled materials, this lightweight unisex t-shirt is breathable, versatile, and soft enough to keep pace with your everyday life (no matter the speed).
Featuring a bold, speed-line sloth bear graphic, this design flips the script on what “fast” really means — reminding us that rest, reflection, and deliberate movement are powerful in their own right.
Design Features:
- 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for breathable comfort
- 32 singles for a smooth, premium-soft finish
- Regular fit with unisex sizing
- Side-seamed construction for lasting shape
Why You’ll Love It:
- Eco-friendly tee crafted from recycled fibres
- Lightweight and versatile — perfect for layering or warm days
- A Sloth Bear graphic that embodies slow strength and reflective energy
- Streetwear with purpose: designed to fight fast fashion while keeping you comfy
Hibearnation Promise: Every Hibearnation Wear shirt is made to order, never mass-produced. By reducing overproduction, we actively fight fast fashion and deliver thoughtful, sustainable comfort crafted just for you.
Did you know? Sloth bears may look unhurried, but they’re built for bursts of energy — often resting long hours during the day to save strength for foraging at night.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
Your purchase removes 1 lb of plastic waste from the environment.






Made from organic cotton & completely recycled plastic
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Certified Cotton
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Breathable
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Plastic-Free Packing