Just Trying to Hibernate Through the Apocalypse
Just Trying to Hibernate Through the Apocalypse
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Brown Bear “Just Trying to Hibernate Through the Apocalypse” Recycled T-Shirt
The ultimate survival strategy? Sleep it off. The Brown Bear “Just Trying to Hibernate Through the Apocalypse” Tee by Hibearnation Wear is equal parts humor and comfort — perfect for anyone who’d rather snooze than stress. Made from 100% recycled materials, this lightweight unisex t-shirt is breathable, durable, and soft enough for daily wear, no matter what the world throws your way.
With its dreamy cloud-bedded bear design, this tee turns end-of-the-world energy into cozy, tongue-in-cheek style.
Design Features:
- 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for breathable comfort
- 32 singles for a smooth, premium-soft finish
- Regular fit with unisex sizing
- Side-seamed construction for long-lasting shape
Why You’ll Love It:
- Eco-friendly tee crafted from recycled fibres
- Lightweight and versatile — ideal for layering or lounging
- A playful brown bear graphic that mixes apocalyptic humor with cozy vibes
- Streetwear with purpose: designed to fight fast fashion while keeping you comfy
Hibearnation Promise: Every Hibearnation Wear shirt is made to order, never mass-produced. By reducing overproduction, we actively fight fast fashion and deliver sustainable comfort made just for you.
Did you know? Brown bears can hibernate for up to 7 months, surviving without food or water — proof that sometimes the best way to face hard times is to sleep right through them.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
Your purchase removes 1 lb of plastic waste from the environment.
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Made from organic cotton & completely recycled plastic
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Certified Cotton
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Breathable
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Plastic-Free Packing
