If It Requires Pants, It’s Unbearable

Sloth Bear "If It Requires Pants, It’s Unbearable" Recycled T-Shirt

Some days, the dress code just doesn’t match the mood — and that’s exactly what this tee is about. The Sloth Bear "If It Requires Pants, It’s Unbearable" shirt features a laid-back sloth bear making its stance on formalities crystal clear. It’s a perfect blend of humour and honesty, designed for anyone who thinks sweatpants (or no pants) is the only acceptable uniform for true comfort. Soft, breathable, and made from 100% recycled materials, it’s a shirt that fully commits to the cozy lifestyle.

Design Features:

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for lightweight comfort
• 32 singles for a smooth, premium-soft finish
• Regular fit with unisex sizing
• Side-seamed construction for lasting durability

Why You’ll Love It:

• A sloth bear design that speaks fluent cozy rebellion
• Lightweight and breathable — perfect for lounging or layering
• Made from recycled fibres — softer on your skin, lighter on the planet
• Easy to pair with anything from joggers to… well, no pants at all

Hibearnation Promise: Every Hibearnation Wear shirt is made to order. That means we only produce what’s needed — no piles of unsold stock, no wasted resources. It’s our way of fighting fast fashion while keeping you wrapped in guilt-free comfort.

Did you know? Sloth bears are often spotted padding around barefoot and shaggy, caring little for appearances — proof that sometimes, nature sets the best dress code.

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