Majestic Still-Life

Spectacled Bear "Majestic Still-Life" Recycled T-Shirt

Ever start the day with big plans and then find yourself lying flat, surrounded by snacks, embodying pure stillness? The Spectacled Bear "Majestic Still-Life" Tee leans into that vibe — a bear draped across a table with grapes and a pumpkin, confessing: “I tried being productive. Turns out I’m more of a majestic still-life.” It’s equal parts funny and way too relatable, soft in feel but bold in statement. Made from 100% recycled materials, this tee keeps things breathable, comfy, and easygoing — perfect for when “doing nothing” looks a lot like art.

Design Features:

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for lightweight comfort
• 32 singles for a premium-soft finish
• Regular fit with unisex sizing for all-day ease
• Side-seamed construction for shape and durability

Why You’ll Love It:

• A witty spectacled bear design that celebrates unapologetic stillness
• Lightweight and breathable for everyday lounging or layering
• Made from recycled fibres — gentle on your skin, lighter on the planet
• Easy to wear with anything from jeans to pajamas

Hibearnation Promise: Every Hibearnation Wear shirt is made to order, meaning we only produce what’s truly needed. By creating pieces on demand instead of overstocking, we fight fast fashion and cut down on waste — so you can enjoy guilt-free coziness.

Did you know? Spectacled bears are the only bear species native to South America and are often spotted resting in tree nests. They, too, know the value of slowing down and just being.

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