I Eat, I Sleep, I Question Reality
I Eat, I Sleep, I Question Reality
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Brown Bear “I Eat, I Sleep, I Question Reality” Recycled T-Shirt
Because life’s big questions hit hardest between naps. The Brown Bear “I Eat, I Sleep, I Question Reality” Tee by Hibearnation Wear is the perfect mix of humor and comfort, made for anyone who pairs snacks and sleep with a side of existential wonder. Crafted from 100% recycled materials, this lightweight unisex t-shirt is breathable, soft, and made for daily wear.
Featuring a dreamy cloud-resting brown bear, this tee brings cozy vibes with just the right dose of cosmic contemplation.
Design Features:
- 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for lightweight comfort
- 32 singles for a smooth, premium-soft finish
- Regular fit with unisex sizing
- Side-seamed construction for durability
Why You’ll Love It:
- Eco-friendly tee made with recycled fibres
- Lightweight and versatile — perfect for lounging or layering
- A playful brown bear design that pairs relaxation with reflection
- Streetwear with purpose: designed to fight fast fashion while keeping you comfy
Hibearnation Promise: Every Hibearnation Wear shirt is made to order, never mass-produced. By reducing overproduction, we actively fight fast fashion and create sustainable comfort crafted just for you.
Did you know? Brown bears can sleep through hibernation for up to 7 months, waking only when spring returns — proving that even deep rest can fuel big-picture survival.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
Your purchase removes 1 lb of plastic waste from the environment.






Made from organic cotton & completely recycled plastic
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Certified Cotton
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Breathable
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Plastic-Free Packing