Fuzzy, Funky and Deeply Unready
Fuzzy, Funky and Deeply Unready
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Sloth Bear “Fuzzy, Funky, and Deeply Unready” Recycled T-Shirt
For mornings when the vibe is 100% “not today.” The Sloth Bear “Fuzzy, Funky, and Deeply Unready” Tee by Hibearnation Wear is your wearable mood — a soft, sustainable staple that perfectly captures the art of being cozy but not quite prepared for the world. Made from 100% recycled materials, this lightweight unisex t-shirt is breathable, durable, and designed for everyday comfort.
With its scruffy-but-lovable sloth bear design, this tee embraces the beauty of imperfection and unapologetic downtime.
Design Features:
- 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for lightweight comfort
- 32 singles for a smooth, premium-soft finish
- Regular fit with unisex sizing
- Side-seamed construction for shape that lasts
Why You’ll Love It:
- Eco-friendly tee crafted from recycled fibres
- Lightweight and versatile — easy to wear solo or layered
- A playful sloth bear graphic that embodies cozy unpreparedness
- Streetwear with purpose: designed to fight fast fashion while keeping you comfy
Hibearnation Promise: Every Hibearnation Wear shirt is made to order, never mass-produced. By reducing overproduction, we help fight fast fashion and create sustainable, thoughtful pieces made just for you.
Did you know? Sloth bears spend much of the day resting in shaded forest hideaways and become most active at night — conserving energy with long, easy naps.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
Your purchase removes 1 lb of plastic waste from the environment.






Made from organic cotton & completely recycled plastic
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Certified Cotton
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Breathable
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Plastic-Free Packing