Every Decision Is Filtered Through My Inner Chaos
Every Decision Is Filtered Through My Inner Chaos
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Sloth Bear “Every Decision Is Filtered Through My Inner Chaos” Recycled T-Shirt
Because sometimes the messiest minds make the coziest choices. The Sloth Bear “Every Decision Is Filtered Through My Inner Chaos” Tee by Hibearnation Wear embraces the beauty of embracing disorder — with humor, comfort, and a nod to the slow life. Crafted from 100% recycled materials, this unisex t-shirt is soft, lightweight, and perfect for relaxed days when your only plan is to embrace the chaos and stay comfy.
Design Description: A shaggy, wide-eyed sloth bear clutches a cigar, surrounded by whimsical squiggles of “chaos energy,” capturing the blend of confusion and comfort we all know too well.
Design Features:
- 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for breathable softness
- 32 singles for a smooth, premium-soft finish
- Regular fit with unisex sizing
- Side-seamed construction for lasting durability
Why You’ll Love It:
- Eco-friendly tee made with recycled fibres
- Lightweight and breathable — great for layering or lounging
- A playful sloth bear design that pairs humor with coziness
- Streetwear with purpose: designed to feel good while doing good
Hibearnation Promise: Every Hibearnation Wear shirt is made to order, so we only produce what’s actually needed. By creating pieces on demand instead of in bulk, we help fight fast fashion and prevent overproduction — bringing you sustainable comfort without waste.
Did you know? Sloth bears are famously slow-moving but spend hours digging into termite mounds or lounging in their forest habitats — conserving energy while still thriving in their own wonderfully chaotic way.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
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Made from organic cotton & completely recycled plastic
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Certified Cotton
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Breathable
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Plastic-Free Packing
