Don't make me bear the weight of existence
Don't make me bear the weight of existence
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Brown Bear “Don’t Make Me Bear the Weight of Existence” Recycled T-Shirt
Existential dread, but make it cozy. The Brown Bear “Don’t Make Me Bear the Weight of Existence” Tee by Hibearnation Wear is your soft reminder that sometimes the universe is too heavy — and that’s exactly when it’s time to retreat into comfort. Made from 100% recycled materials, this lightweight unisex t-shirt combines breathable softness with durability, making it a staple you’ll want to wear on repeat.
With its dreamy starry-night design and contemplative brown bear, this shirt turns existential humor into a wearable hug.
Design Features:
- 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for lightweight comfort
- 32 singles for a smooth, premium-soft finish
- Regular fit with unisex sizing
- Side-seamed construction for lasting shape
Why You’ll Love It:
- Eco-friendly tee crafted from recycled fibres
- Lightweight and versatile — perfect for layering or lounging
- A brown bear design that mixes cosmic humor with cozy style
- Streetwear with purpose: designed to fight fast fashion while keeping you comfy
Hibearnation Promise: Every Hibearnation Wear shirt is made to order, never mass-produced. By reducing overproduction, we actively fight fast fashion and deliver sustainable comfort crafted just for you.
Did you know? Brown bears are experts at balancing energy — they can spend up to 7 months hibernating, sleeping through the weight of winter with ease.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
Your purchase removes 1 lb of plastic waste from the environment.
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Made from organic cotton & completely recycled plastic
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Certified Cotton
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Breathable
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Plastic-Free Packing
