Born to Feast, Forced to Socialize

Moon Bear "Born to Feast, Forced to Socialize" Recycled T-Shirt

We’ve all been there — drawn to the food table, trapped by small talk. The Moon Bear "Born to Feast, Forced to Socialize" Tee nails that mood with a bear seated at a banquet of fruit, honey, and tea, side-eyeing the crowd behind it. It’s the ultimate shirt for anyone who shows up for the snacks but not the networking. Made from 100% recycled materials, it’s light, breathable, and made for maximum comfort while you politely (or not-so-politely) avoid conversation.

Design Features:

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for lightweight comfort
• 32 singles for a premium-soft finish
• Regular fit with unisex sizing for all-day ease
• Side-seamed construction for lasting shape

Why You’ll Love It:

• A funny, all-too-relatable moon bear design
• Perfect balance of lightweight and breathable for everyday wear
• Made from recycled fibres — soft on your skin, lighter on the planet
• Easy to style for lounging, errands, or casual hangs (with snacks in tow)

Hibearnation Promise: Every Hibearnation Wear shirt is made to order, meaning we only produce what’s actually needed. By creating pieces on demand instead of overstocking, we fight fast fashion and cut down on waste — so you can enjoy guilt-free coziness.

Did you know? Moon bears get their name from the crescent-shaped patch of fur on their chest. But much like us, they’re also highly food-motivated — fruit, honey, and snacks are their happy place.

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